Eat Fresh

In case you missed it here, here,here and here, you might want to think about boycotting Subway. I was never a big fan anyway. I prefer MacDonald's to that healthy shit. Plus, there are million great local Pizza/sub joints that are a billion times better and would love your business. Our pizza/sub guy even has a real Eyetalian accent and everything. Except when you try to place an order and can't understand a word he says. But the pizza is falling-out-of-the-box huge with a thin crust and just the right amount of greasy.

Well, now I know what I'm having for lunch. And I don't mean Subway.

Posted by Bill on August 3, 2004 11:16 AM | TrackBack

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So, exactly where does Michael Moore get off telling ANYONE how/where/what to eat? I'm not one to point to MM's obesity when debating his politics...but I think I'll sign up for any diet he is NOT on.

Posted by: a different Bill on August 3, 2004 12:55 PM

I want to know who the idiot at Subway is made this call. I can't think of anything more assinine than calling your own countrymen fat fucking slobs behind their backs.

And this in conjunction with that fucking maggot, who always looks filthy by the way.

I suppose that marketing to the Huns via this route seemed a good idea to some Berkely boy scout tired of filing TPS reports all day. Well, Fuck him. And fuck subway.

They're baking more than bread at Subway. Time to change the fucking bong water.

Posted by: Paul on August 3, 2004 01:03 PM

Paul is so correct. I worked nightshift at a subshop in college and the guy I worked with would get so blown out I'd just send him home early. It was fun to watch him work though.

Additionally, why would subway drop a very effective (and non-partisan) spokesperson like Jared ('I lost 500 lbs eating veggie subs and walking like a madman') for some heaving, slovenly, unshaven loudmouth like Michael Moore? I can totally picture him slinging Subway, gulping them down hole in commercials and giving cheesey grins. oh! I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Posted by: shank on August 3, 2004 02:31 PM

That's it...

I'm eating Subway every day from this point forward.

Posted by: Oorgo on August 3, 2004 05:24 PM

Oh, the Subway execs are idiots. For many, many years their entire marketing demographic study consisted of checking to see if there was a McDonalds in the area. To this day, if you are in almost any Subway you can see a McDonalds.

Posted by: a different Bill on August 3, 2004 10:14 PM